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Festus

You may look but do not stare. I am loaded with hairballs and will deposit one in your fine leather shoe. In my tiresome existence among you ridiculous, furless, two-legged creatures, I think frequently about feline world dominance: a.k.a. pussy galore. I shall humor myself with schemes of your demise. I shall be patient. I shall strike when you least expect it. You are not safe. Sweet dreams, my foolish friends.

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